A wise man once said to me, "Excuse me, you're blocking the door." Those words swirled around in my head as I tried to find a subject for my first blog. Do I want it to be an awkwardly put together mosaic of mundane personal details? Should it be an essay on the effects of puritan society on modern day chiropractory? What about cute pictures of cats?
No, none of these will work. I need to think BIGGER. Let me try that again... BIGGER! Groundbreaking. Revolutionary. Sexy. Frowned upon.
Something so thought provoking that people will write their local congressman. Something so mind-bending that half of you will die while reading this and the other half will get erections. I'll feel guilty that some of you died, of course. It is kind of my fault. But it's also kind of your fault. I think we can agree that it's not the erection-getter's faults. Where was I? Oh yeah... HERE WE GO!!!!
There are a lot of differences between white people and black people, right? I think some of them are humorous. But then again, some are sad and unfair. Such is life.
Really Creative Way To End A Blog,
Chris
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